[felixluis]

1- Newspaper = If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard always use the newspaper thats placed in the drive way every morning for that purpose. 2- Visitors = Quickly determine wich guest is afraid of dogs.Chase across the room ,barking loudly and leap playfully on this person.If the human falls down on the floor and starts crying,lick its face and growl. 3- Barking = Because you are a dog you are expected to bark.So bark a lot.Your owners will be very happy to hear you protecting their house.Especially late at nite while they are sleeping safely in their beds.There is no more secure feeling for a human than to keep waking up in the middle of the night and hearing your protective bark,bark,bark. 4- Licking = Always take a big drink from yours water dish inmediately before leaking your human .Humans prefers clean tongues.Be ready to fetch your human a towel. 5 - Doors = The area directly in front of the door is always reserved for the family dog to sleep. 6 - Sniffing = Humans like to be sniffed everywhere.It is your duty as family dog to accomodate them. 7 - Housebreaking = Is very important to humans ,so break as much of the house as posible. The House Dogs Should Follow This Rules.

[Ladybbird]

ok felix please solve what we can do to make this naughty bitch we have, obey. I have had dogs all my life and taught them w.o. problem, but this one is still disobedient. We have 4 dogs, two we took from a kennel that had been ill treated. One we have brought round but this other one not....... She just wags her tail and thinks it is great fun disobeying.

[felixluis]

Originally Posted by Ladybbird

ok felix please solve what we can do to make this naughty bitch we have, obey. I have had dogs all my life and taught them w.o. problem, but this one is still disobedient. We have 4 dogs, two we took from a kennel that had been ill treated. One we have brought round but this other one not....... She just wags her tail and thinks it is great fun disobeying.

Ladybbird this is a good and hard task,let me keep on reading and learning to see if there is something that help.I believe that in the bottom of this page there is a vet on line to ask (?) questions about it.

[felixluis]

Dog Rules Continuation: Going for a walk = Rules of the road.When out for a walk with your master or your mistress ,never go to the bathroom in your own land. Couches = It is perfectly permissible to lie on the new coach after all your humans have gone to bed. Playing = If you loose your footing while chasing a ball or stick ,use the flower bed to absorb your fall so you dont injure yourself. Cats = When chasing cats ,make sure you never QUITE catch them.It spoils all the fun. Chewing = Make a cotribution to the fashion industry.Just eat a shoe at least.The last rule is that ner,never take a pist over your owners car tires.